So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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