I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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