you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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