i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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