Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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