Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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