so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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