come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
