jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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