butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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