wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
We smell like vodka and hangover
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