Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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