Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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