For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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