Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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