North Korea, Best Korea!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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