Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I fill condoms, not promises.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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