I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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