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• (727): View more from Florida

  He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.

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• (631): View more from New York

  And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines

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• (936): View more from Texas

  The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.

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