Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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