you would pick up someone in the library
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i've created a new STD.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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