so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
