Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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