if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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