Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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