Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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