why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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