I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
