i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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