Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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