and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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