If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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