I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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