There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
