i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
