just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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