operation harelip BJ is a go
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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