Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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