Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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