I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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