I bet he comes in French.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
there was a trapeze. enough said
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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