I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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