break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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