so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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