Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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