so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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