So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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