dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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