I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You pole danced in your parka.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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