I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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