I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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