If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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