they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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