i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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