well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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