just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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